This is every public apology celebrity podcasters, vloggers and influencers have ever given.
Celebrity apologies are wonderfully cringe. Trying to make amends for past horrible tweets, a racist joke or disorderly conduct.
Celebrity apologies make national news, despite the obvious truth that the only person they care about is their agent (and how quickly they can help get them out of this particular hole.)
Enjoy my public apology in a stupid hat. Yes, there will be a lengthy statement in an instagram post to follow, featuring me, nursing an injured animal.
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